Cette histoire m’a \u00e9t\u00e9 racont\u00e9e je crois par Didier…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pour l’anniversaire des 80 ans de Jojo, Didier d\u00e9cide d’inviter ses parents dans un grand restaurant parisien. De m\u00e9moire, le Grand Vefour (mais peut-\u00eatre \u00e9tait-ce Maxim’s, mais cela n’a pas d’importance pour la suite).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Donc, dans les grands restaurants parisiens, le service est grande classe. Un serveur derri\u00e8re chaque client pendant le repas, pour l’assister et r\u00e9pondre \u00e0 ses moindres demandes, un ma\u00eetre d’h\u00f4tel pour accueillir les clients et leur pr\u00e9senter la carte, un sommelier pour conseiller les vins, etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Et justement, c’est l\u00e0 que l’histoire devient savoureuse. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jojo est en train de commencer \u00e0 manger, il tourne la t\u00eate et voit le serveur plant\u00e9 l\u00e0 derri\u00e8re lui, immobile dans sa veste blanche immacul\u00e9e, une serviette repli\u00e9e en deux sur son avant-bras gauche. Il continue \u00e0 manger, s’arr\u00eate, car il vient de s’apercevoir, passablement irrit\u00e9, que le serveur est toujours l\u00e0, plant\u00e9 derri\u00e8re lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jojo recommence \u00e0 manger, et voyant que, bien qu’il se soit retourn\u00e9 pour faire comprendre au serveur que sa pr\u00e9sence le d\u00e9range, ce dernier n’a pas boug\u00e9, il pose ses couverts, se retourne vers lui, lui montre un poing mena\u00e7ant et lui dit : \u00ab\u00a0vous allez vous barrer ou je vous fous mon poing dans la gueule !\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cette histoire m’a \u00e9t\u00e9 racont\u00e9e je crois par Didier… Pour l’anniversaire des 80 ans de Jojo, Didier d\u00e9cide d’inviter ses parents dans un grand restaurant parisien. De m\u00e9moire, le Grand Vefour (mais peut-\u00eatre \u00e9tait-ce Maxim’s, mais cela n’a pas d’importance pour la suite). Donc, dans les grands restaurants parisiens, le service est grande classe. 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